- I just read that George W. Bush is getting his own limited edition baseball card. You can tell it's Bush's card because eight years after you buy it, its value decreases $14 trillion.
You should mention that (pictured vehicle (term used loosely)) it is the upgraded model. The standard model uses the paddles as fly swatters instead of teleprompters. With those tires you better not run into any pot holes/gravel, or you are a gonner.